Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Blog Assignment #4"
This here is the fourth blog assignment in a series. It amplifies the life that young writers are able to spew out through the world wide web. The WWW is the source of all valid intel. Google, Ask, Bing, Wikipedia, these are just a few of the many reliable, trustworthy, always right, internet sites that students use to make their world a better place for all humanity.
Blog Assignment #3
Hi, this is today, yesterday I worked on my assigned yearbook page. I made it about sports and school with lots of spirit and jolliness. I did not have very much fun for the work was tedious and complicated, neither of which I am rather fond. I did finish it so I will not have to work on this project today. I will continue this line of thought in the next post titled, "Blog assignment # 4"
Friday, August 13, 2010
Blog Assignment #2 - Happy News
Richard Rettele, A 70 year old race horse jockey, won the Queen City Dash this year. He has been racin for his whole and it is in his blood with his father before him also a jockey. Rettele said that he will ride for as long as he is able. A close friend also shares that sentiment saying that his friends will not fade out of the picture too quickly.
This old man is the guy every 40 year old wants to be when he is 70, active, fit and not dead.
8 year old Kieron Williams, lives with his parents on the Norfolk countryside and plays defense for his school's soccer team. He could be just the average, normal, every day kid that lives across the street. The kid across the street didn't earn $230,000 in a half hour. the kid across the street's parent's probably don't earn that in a year. This kid, Kieron Williams, is an artist. A good artist. At the age of eight. He paints with the difficult medium of oil paint, but he also uses charcoal and watercolor, neither a walk in the park. He started 2 years ago when he requested, from his parents, for pencil and paper for a holiday and he gave them back a complete ship in a harbor. His advice to wanna-be artists is this, "Never give up. Try and keep your buildings straight. And don't do a plain blue sky." What a kid.
This old man is the guy every 40 year old wants to be when he is 70, active, fit and not dead.
8 year old Kieron Williams, lives with his parents on the Norfolk countryside and plays defense for his school's soccer team. He could be just the average, normal, every day kid that lives across the street. The kid across the street didn't earn $230,000 in a half hour. the kid across the street's parent's probably don't earn that in a year. This kid, Kieron Williams, is an artist. A good artist. At the age of eight. He paints with the difficult medium of oil paint, but he also uses charcoal and watercolor, neither a walk in the park. He started 2 years ago when he requested, from his parents, for pencil and paper for a holiday and he gave them back a complete ship in a harbor. His advice to wanna-be artists is this, "Never give up. Try and keep your buildings straight. And don't do a plain blue sky." What a kid.
Blog Assignment #2 Dictionary
chimera: a mental fabrication.
ignoble: not noble.
myriad: consisting of a very great but indefinite number; also, a very great many.
skulduggery: devious, dishonest, or unscrupulous behavior or activity.
gesticulate: to make gestures or motions.
titivate: to make decorative additions to; to spruce.
deus ex machina: an agent who appears unexpectedly to solve an apparently insoluble difficulty.
soporific: causing sleep; also, something that causes sleep.
officious: meddlesome.
felicitous: apt or appropriate; also, delightful.
ignoble: not noble.
myriad: consisting of a very great but indefinite number; also, a very great many.
skulduggery: devious, dishonest, or unscrupulous behavior or activity.
gesticulate: to make gestures or motions.
titivate: to make decorative additions to; to spruce.
deus ex machina: an agent who appears unexpectedly to solve an apparently insoluble difficulty.
soporific: causing sleep; also, something that causes sleep.
officious: meddlesome.
felicitous: apt or appropriate; also, delightful.
Blog Asignment #2-Puns
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
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