I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
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